A Girl's Gotta Do...

Support Elf Rights

How would you like slaving away every day of the year to grant everyone happiness and not get any recognition whatsoever? We are more than the little (and also cute) people who help Santa, we are what makes him! Without us he would be nothing. How else would he be able to make all those and pack everything up and make sure all the reindeer are fed? I don't know if many people know this but Santa is a pretty lazy guy! All he does is fly around one day a year gobbling up cookies and milk while us little people work in less than ideal conditions! I'm fighting for a cause here, people! Work with me! Anyone interested can check here for more information. All we I want is a little recognition, you know? Make an elf smile this year!

My Christmas List 2010

Dear Everyone Who Reads My Blog,

I know Christmas shopping can be a task and so I don't burden you with trying to figure out what to get me I've compiled a short list of all the things I need to survive into the next year. If all of you come together and work something out, you can get me most if not everything on my list.

1. A toaster that holds 4 pieces of toast
2. Chainmail
3. A usuable replica of the sword that Shigure uses in History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi
4. A panini maker
5. Blowdryer with a diffuser attachment
6. A pet snake/ostrich/llama or all 3, I already have names picked out :)
7. Vespa
8. Skullcandy headphones
9. Foamy tees from illwillpress
10. Nunchucks; I'll give myself lessons no tutor required
11. Rock Band 3 and all the instruments
12. Jet pack
13. An illegal immigrant to do all the household things I don't want to: cleaning, washing etc (including the bathrooms!)
14. Someone to wash my vespa daily
15. A dark-haired Greek guy to fan me with palm leaves when I get hot; after all I live in the tropics!
16. The pink blob called Morph from Treasure Planet
17. Hard copies of all the Glee soundtracks
18. A new laptop; must say "Hello, Master" every time I turn it on
19. A gay best friend
20. A twin brother; I've always wanted one
21. Taser
22. Lifetime supply of Nutella
23. Disney's Beauty and the Beast; blu-ray
24. Nikon coolpix camera
25. A video of Stephen King singing me happy birthday; he must say my full name in the video

I told you it was a short list! I'll be the easiest person to shop for this Christmas :) 

Thank you all in advance,

~Michelle

He Checked His List Twice Alright

Be-Leaf

Me: My Christmas tree came with pine cones on it :D
K: Why does your tree have pine cones that makes no sense
Me: Are you serious?
K: Yes... :s Michelle why on earth would your Christmas tree have pine cones???
Me: It's a pine tree... and what do pine trees have?
K: *mumbles*
Me: Pardon? I didn't quite catch that...
K: [disgruntled] Pine cones
Me: Ding ding ding!!!! Aren't you a smart one :D

Happy Independence!

It's Independence Day! It's Independence Day! It's Independence Day! It's Independence Day!

And what am I doing to celebrate?? Not a thing -_- Well I did make pone which my father singlehandedly ate one-thirds of!! My mother thought herself rather useful in the process but all she did was crack the eggs. She didn't even beat them for me and she left the egg shell on the counter... Some help she is. It turned out pretty great regardless and I did my own little mini-pone which they will never see!!!! It's mine all mine! 

It's about time my Christmas tree was erected but it's so much work! Hopefully my sister helps or one of you lovely readers, Che? ;) Please? :L No? Sigh... Fine! If you don't help you'll be getting no presents from me! None! The decorations at work are up :D Ro did them and it looks fantastic, I feel so Chrismassy! :)

I really should get to studying though :( But I have something better :D 30 Days of Truth!