My Christmas List 2010

Dear Everyone Who Reads My Blog,

I know Christmas shopping can be a task and so I don't burden you with trying to figure out what to get me I've compiled a short list of all the things I need to survive into the next year. If all of you come together and work something out, you can get me most if not everything on my list.

1. A toaster that holds 4 pieces of toast
2. Chainmail
3. A usuable replica of the sword that Shigure uses in History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi
4. A panini maker
5. Blowdryer with a diffuser attachment
6. A pet snake/ostrich/llama or all 3, I already have names picked out :)
7. Vespa
8. Skullcandy headphones
9. Foamy tees from illwillpress
10. Nunchucks; I'll give myself lessons no tutor required
11. Rock Band 3 and all the instruments
12. Jet pack
13. An illegal immigrant to do all the household things I don't want to: cleaning, washing etc (including the bathrooms!)
14. Someone to wash my vespa daily
15. A dark-haired Greek guy to fan me with palm leaves when I get hot; after all I live in the tropics!
16. The pink blob called Morph from Treasure Planet
17. Hard copies of all the Glee soundtracks
18. A new laptop; must say "Hello, Master" every time I turn it on
19. A gay best friend
20. A twin brother; I've always wanted one
21. Taser
22. Lifetime supply of Nutella
23. Disney's Beauty and the Beast; blu-ray
24. Nikon coolpix camera
25. A video of Stephen King singing me happy birthday; he must say my full name in the video

I told you it was a short list! I'll be the easiest person to shop for this Christmas :) 

Thank you all in advance,

~Michelle