Hitgirl Reborn?

Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking: I've been dead since December and I didn't make it into the new year. Well I'm not dead, well not really, although that's the only excuse I can think of for neglecting my blog. Although, I might as well be dying, what with all the fever, muscle soreness, headaches, sore throat, sneezing, coughing, runny nose, pale skin and all the other lovely things the blessing called the flu brings with it. I've done nothing but eat, sleep, and catch up on episodes of "House" while sprawled across my bed. Well I did go to school once... slept in the carpark for 2 hours, went to a one hour class, had another 10 minute nap in the car then made my way home.

You guys should be proud of me, I'm on my death bed after all... That's worth something right?? I'm hyped up on so many meds I can't name them all. Looking back that was incredibly stupid: not only do I now have the appetite of a giraffe but the meds didn't work too well together and now I'm sporting an fashionable rash showing my allergic reaction to my medicinal cocktail. At least I'm getting better, I've got that tiger blood and dying is for losers, winning!

***Puffs Tissues with Lotion: FANTASTIC!!

Bon Appétit

Since we were little this "Say you too thing" has been drilled into us, or is it just me? Little did I know it isn't always appropriate.

Have a good day! | You too!  

Hope you have a goodnight's rest! | You too! 

Enjoy class! | You too! Get home safely! You too! 

Who are going to dinner with? | X | :O You two?? lol

You too, you too, you too, so many words in the English language and we can't bring ourselves to say anything else? Then again, we don't care enough to say anything else, you too is just a formality, a way to leave on a 'happy note' I guess

I was out for lunch with a friend of mine and the waiter was as pleasant as I'd imagine a waiter to be. He brought our drinks and about 20 minutes later the food arrives. He gave us the usual "Hope you enjoy your meal!" and what do I do?? I tell him, "You too!" As soon as the words left my mouth I wished I could suck them back in! The look the waiter gave me rendered me immobile save for tissue I was making into confetti. He just kind of stood there, with this look like he couldn't believe what I said and I couldn't believe what he said. My friend was no help (you know who are) she sat there on her Blackberry like nothing was going on! The waiter said, "I would loooovve  to get something to eat but unfortunately for me I have to make sure all these people get their food!"

Friend: Well, someone's grumpy.

I'm just happy that was said after we got our food! Who knows what unspeakable things would have been done to it if it was said prior :| Be nice to your waiter. Your life is on his tray.

A Girl's Gotta Do...

Support Elf Rights

How would you like slaving away every day of the year to grant everyone happiness and not get any recognition whatsoever? We are more than the little (and also cute) people who help Santa, we are what makes him! Without us he would be nothing. How else would he be able to make all those and pack everything up and make sure all the reindeer are fed? I don't know if many people know this but Santa is a pretty lazy guy! All he does is fly around one day a year gobbling up cookies and milk while us little people work in less than ideal conditions! I'm fighting for a cause here, people! Work with me! Anyone interested can check here for more information. All we I want is a little recognition, you know? Make an elf smile this year!

I Forgive Me

Day 03 of 30 Days of Truth: How It Started, Day 1, Day 2


→ Something you have to forgive yourself for.


I have to forgive myself for being totally awesome and not giving anyone else time be awesome too :( It's a blessing and a curse I tell you!


I really can't think of anything, I've pretty much forgiven myself of all my sins... I guess I could forgive myself for being so worried about controlling every aspect of my life. I need to be in charge so much so that I let myself stagnate and suffer in silence. Also, I forgive myself for telling someone I thought their husband was their Dad, but that's another post. :)

My Christmas List 2010

Dear Everyone Who Reads My Blog,

I know Christmas shopping can be a task and so I don't burden you with trying to figure out what to get me I've compiled a short list of all the things I need to survive into the next year. If all of you come together and work something out, you can get me most if not everything on my list.

1. A toaster that holds 4 pieces of toast
2. Chainmail
3. A usuable replica of the sword that Shigure uses in History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi
4. A panini maker
5. Blowdryer with a diffuser attachment
6. A pet snake/ostrich/llama or all 3, I already have names picked out :)
7. Vespa
8. Skullcandy headphones
9. Foamy tees from illwillpress
10. Nunchucks; I'll give myself lessons no tutor required
11. Rock Band 3 and all the instruments
12. Jet pack
13. An illegal immigrant to do all the household things I don't want to: cleaning, washing etc (including the bathrooms!)
14. Someone to wash my vespa daily
15. A dark-haired Greek guy to fan me with palm leaves when I get hot; after all I live in the tropics!
16. The pink blob called Morph from Treasure Planet
17. Hard copies of all the Glee soundtracks
18. A new laptop; must say "Hello, Master" every time I turn it on
19. A gay best friend
20. A twin brother; I've always wanted one
21. Taser
22. Lifetime supply of Nutella
23. Disney's Beauty and the Beast; blu-ray
24. Nikon coolpix camera
25. A video of Stephen King singing me happy birthday; he must say my full name in the video

I told you it was a short list! I'll be the easiest person to shop for this Christmas :) 

Thank you all in advance,

~Michelle