Tuesday, November 30, 2010

I Wish I had a Gavel

Posted by Michelle on Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Day 01 of the 30 Days of Truth → 
             Something you hate about yourself.

I am completely and utterly unable to commit myself wholly to the task in front of me. A doctor could be telling me I have cancer and they caught it late leaving me 4 months left to live at most and I'd be thinking: Cancer, huh? Does the late diagnosis mean no radiation? At least I don't have to be bald, not sure I can pull that one off. You know who's bald? Montel Wiliams. Does he have cancer? Wait no I think it's MS. George was balding... Speaking of George Seinfeld was a good show, I wonder what they're all up to. Damn I'm hungry. Did I have breakfast this morning? Can't remember. I'm forgetting a lot of things lately, is that the cancer? Oh wait... I have cancer?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!

I also have what I have dubbed Starer's Disease. I can't help but stare at other human beings especially when something is not quite right with them... It's like I see them once and I can't help glancing back. Sometimes I don't even bother with glancing I just watch @_@ and hope they don't notice. Makes for awkward situations if I'm ever caught like this one and this one and others I haven't posted yet.

I think that's all for this post. What do you hate about yourself?



2 Comments:

Deidre on November 30, 2010 at 6:21 PM said...

I am easily sucked into routines. Particularly bad ones.

Like yesterday I took a nap at 3pm. And today it's going to take ALL my bodily strength to NOT nap at 3 pm.

Anonymous said...

this is great! did you come up with this concept yourself?

Post a Comment

Thank you for taking the time to comment. Each one is appreciated! :)

 

My So-Called Life Copyright © 2010 Designed by Ipietoon Blogger Template Sponsored by Online Shop Vector by Artshare