He Checked His List Twice Alright

The Little Engine That Could(If She Tried)

Well I've come to a decision! I'm going to give NaBloPoMo another try! It's where everyday of the month I have to post something. Last month *sigh* last month didn't work out too hot but I'm gonna give it another try. 
Hopefully I don't:

• procrastinate, 
• get distracted, or 
• lose interest 

Although I'm pretty sure all of the above will happen :( If I miss a day I'll blame it on my semester finals and my job. If I have my excse ready does it discredit it? Hope not. I'm doing pretty well so far I think :) Yes I know it's only Day 2 :(

Be-Leaf

Me: My Christmas tree came with pine cones on it :D
K: Why does your tree have pine cones that makes no sense
Me: Are you serious?
K: Yes... :s Michelle why on earth would your Christmas tree have pine cones???
Me: It's a pine tree... and what do pine trees have?
K: *mumbles*
Me: Pardon? I didn't quite catch that...
K: [disgruntled] Pine cones
Me: Ding ding ding!!!! Aren't you a smart one :D

This Is...

It's always weird bringing a new person into "the fold". Well, I imagine it is for the new person, after all you're the only one they know and they have no idea if the others are going to like them. So the person doing the introductions should be their rock... Right?


Some friends made plans on going to the beach so I figured, hey why not bring someone else along? I met my friends there around midday and my other friend was going to meet us there later on. She calls me and I walk over to where she was and as we were walking back to the group she's telling me how weird she feels because she doesn't know anyone there. Being the wonderful friend that I am I offer words of encouragement and all that crap that good friends do. We get to where we set up camp and this is where everything got washed away.


Me: Yeah, this is *mumbles*

My hope was that when they said pardon she would pipe up and say it but unfortunately...

Fold Member: Huh? Her name is what?
Me: Why don't you guys ever listen when I talk??? *sigh*
Another Fold Member: I didn't hear you either


By this time Nameless had wandered off to the shore and I wanted to bury my head in the sand...


Me: I can't remember her name so I'm gonna go to the car and you guys call her over, ask her then bbm it to me :|
Fold Member: You are... Awful.


I can't believe I forgot her name!!!!! Let me explain a few things:

1. I met her through a friend just a couple days before
2. I never bothered to put her name and number in my phone :( a mistake i will never make again
3. I just like the number 3 and I hope this is enough to save me

I guess if you're gonna introduce someone to a group you should know their name and I guess my mumble method wasn't the best approach but I was under pressure! There was nothing else for me to do. I wish I could tell you what her name was but... It appears I have forgotten.

Perfect Imperfections

Day 02 of the 30 Days of Truth: How It Started, Day 1 


→ Something you love about yourself.


Well I am generally awesome and simply fantastic, need I say more? Is it bad that I'm not sure where to go with this? I'm not certain what things I can list. I think what you don't like about yourself is easier to pinpoint than the stuff you do. Sure there's stuff I like about me, but love is quite a mouthful. 


I could say I love my quick wit or my dialectic thinking or the way I approach problems or any of the many (or few) reasons that aren't coming to me but that just wouldn't do it. 


I guess I have to say that I love that I don't want to be anyone else but me.

I Wish I had a Gavel

Day 01 of the 30 Days of Truth → 
             Something you hate about yourself.

I am completely and utterly unable to commit myself wholly to the task in front of me. A doctor could be telling me I have cancer and they caught it late leaving me 4 months left to live at most and I'd be thinking: Cancer, huh? Does the late diagnosis mean no radiation? At least I don't have to be bald, not sure I can pull that one off. You know who's bald? Montel Wiliams. Does he have cancer? Wait no I think it's MS. George was balding... Speaking of George Seinfeld was a good show, I wonder what they're all up to. Damn I'm hungry. Did I have breakfast this morning? Can't remember. I'm forgetting a lot of things lately, is that the cancer? Oh wait... I have cancer?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!

I also have what I have dubbed Starer's Disease. I can't help but stare at other human beings especially when something is not quite right with them... It's like I see them once and I can't help glancing back. Sometimes I don't even bother with glancing I just watch @_@ and hope they don't notice. Makes for awkward situations if I'm ever caught like this one and this one and others I haven't posted yet.

I think that's all for this post. What do you hate about yourself?