Have We Met?

It's impossible to remember everyone you've met, right? What about if you've met them twice? Does it even count if you didn't have real conversation? I went to the cafeteria for lunch and someone tapped me on the shoulder...

Stranger: Hi, Michelle.

Me: Um, hi?

Stranger: How's it going?

Me: Do I know you?

Stranger: We met a couple times

I thought he was just hitting on me...

Me: I'm pretty sure I don't know you buddy

Stranger: Yes, you do! Do you remember the time -

Me: I'm gonna go now...

Turns out he was a friend's boyfriend and I saw him at the beach a couple weeks after that...

Me: Oh wait, it's that weird looking guy from the cafeteria I was telling you about

Friend: Where?

Me: Walking towards us!

Friend: That... that's my boyfriend... 

She introduced us for third (and final) time and I felt weird... After all, she chose to lay with the guy I thought looked weird and I thought was hitting on me, AND! I'm sure later on she told him all of what I said because when he sees me on campus, he gives me this odd look like he's going to say something, but then he doesn't... When we're in a group there's always a weird vibe and in my head I'm like, Everyone can tell, I know it.

I still can't remember his name.